Yes, Yes, I am Christian I believe in Pope person. I never take part in witchcraft or eat cute little baby children. I start in small town that is in area you call Duchy of Moscovy, but I call Rus. I live by forest with Babka. She taught me all the brews and all the things to stir in pot to make medicine for all sickness. She is nice lady to me, but village think she eveil. They say she take children and put in pot; I never saw such thing, but there were often large sacks in back of shack tha...

The Pantsless Pirate has a not so secret, secret; He likes to sing.  Usually about two mariners trapped in the belly of a whale.  In fact for the longest time that was all he would sing about, The Mariner’s Revenge.  Somewhere along the line someone dubbed him the one song bard.  This being a terribly useless sort of thing our good old Pantsless Sea Rat began musing about what you should do with a Drunken Sailor.  Way hey and up she rises.  This only made him a two song Bard so the quest co...

Herein contained is set down a record of that wily fellow from the wanted posters named Captain Alan Sloshbeard, who I am not now nor in anyway have I ever been, the same as or related to in any fashion… indeed.  Yours, The Pantsless Pirate…Privateer…Merchant…right.

Hello journal,

I found myself on the run once more; that is of course assuming that those servants of the crown who gave chase were not simply phantoms of a mind besotted with strong drink.  I sought to seek sanctuary at...