The Pantsless Pirate has a not so secret, secret; He likes to sing.  Usually about two mariners trapped in the belly of a whale.  In fact for the longest time that was all he would sing about, The Mariner’s Revenge.  Somewhere along the line someone dubbed him the one song bard.  This being a terribly useless sort of thing our good old Pantsless Sea Rat began musing about what you should do with a Drunken Sailor.  Way hey and up she rises.  This only made him a two song Bard so the quest co...


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