Herein contained is set down an excerpt from the memoirs of
one Captain Alan Sloshbeard. Which were
in fact stolen by some dirty Scottish noble brat who immediately turned it in
to the authorities leaving me high and dry with a fat reward over my head, and
by me I mean not me at all because I’m not Sloshbeard. My name is Randulf
Slosher I swear I am in no way pantsless or have I ever been a Pirate…now where
were those pants.
Hello There Journal,
It was an odd day when I found myself pa...
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